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OWEN GOIN'?

You can't keep a good transfer rumour down. And you can't suppress a rubbish one, either. This morning, we awoke to reports of renewed Lazio interest in Michael Owen - and were immediately bored into the sort of coma that really worries close family. "I want Owen!" Lazio president Sergio Cragnotti was screaming, lusting for transfer action like a deal-mad roué, while we rolled over and went back to sleep. "He is a player I would have liked to have had for some time now," he double-entendred, oblivious to our snoring which was not dissimilar to the noises Frankie Howard used to make.

"Owen has the talent of an absolute champion," Cragnotti continued, by now laying it on as thick as our sleep was deep. "I think he deserves the European Player of the Year award. It won't be easy to rip him away from Liverpool but we are going to try. Our idea is to prepare a winning squad each year, made up of champions." And in our reverie, even the most sentimental of Merseysiders were regurgitating long and hard into the Mersey.

But there was one strange figure not piping the contents of his gizzard into the Albert Dock. Because he was too busy spitting feathers instead. "Michael has only recently signed a new contract and is not for sale," hocked Liverpool spokesman Ian Cotton. "He is going nowhere." And he explained that Owen did indeed sign a new deal which runs until the summer of 2005. "There has never been a thought in my mind about any club other than Liverpool", were apparently the boy wonder's words. So if it's true that contracts, and the things that players say, are worth something, that's great news for LFC. But is it true? In your dreams.

Laziosquad wrote:Lah dulu dia bilang timnya g butuh messi

Mpmpranata wrote:Nampaknya marcus berg emang pemain yg paling diharapkan kedatangannya oleh para laziale di seluruh dunia..